Really dead.

It's worse than that, it's dead Jim.

...you mean, won't.

Chipotle... You have NOTHING on this colossal burrito!

Lunch at Theresa's Mexican Restaurant in Mendota Heights

He likes sitting on his ass methinks.

Got my MBA this morning... Masters in Beer Appreciation

Kid swap: taking the nephew and niece to UP.

My sister-in-law removed me and my wife from her FB friend's list. Since we think she's a nut job, this would be a win-win situation.

100% real beef - with a smattering of chemicals and crap that are bound to kill you. mmmmm I'm McLoving it.

My other BFF is a level 34 mage. #wow

That order of Viagra that we filled for you in China... it's made with drywall.

Work is ALWAYS better with beer.

#cariboucoffe failure - half the water in my Americano? I think not.

To the boiler room with you boy!

U-haul, We-Rawk

Must consult the Dolly Llama

Last thing...er person to move

My space is nearly complete... Bad lights out, good lights on. :)

No it's not... It's cold and cloudy.