@moltenfunk - Hahaha you did!

@Arcteryx - Thanks!

@PPAwatch @PhilaParking @SomePaddy - Here’s a FRAUDULENT $301 handicapped ticket a crooked PPA officer issued me.

@phillynerdgirl @MegRyan6 - But one more thing…

@phillynerdgirl @MegRyan6 - All I got out of that was this:

@MegRyan6 - In a strange way, kind of.

@kattapulous -

@emcarxx - You’re having diet Pepsi for breakfast? Nice. Oh wait, I had 6 donuts last night and am eying these down:

Has anyone seen the new @SlyFoxBeer 360° beer cans IRL, yet?

Has anyone the new @SlyFoxBeer 360° beer cans IRL, yet?

Somehow getting fingerprinted leads to beer at @BrauhausSchmitz. Not complaining. (AKA getting $’s worth for parking)

@MegRyan6 @jacknifetoaswan - Moose are far superior and sorry but they are NOT the same as Elk. Haven’t eaten moose.

Yes, Steve Carell. http://tinyurl.com/bsfy75s RT @rainnwilson: (Can u spot secret cast member?) https://t.co/pAKJ8yz2ge

People that make fun of me for making meatloaf eggs, have no idea what they’re missing.

People that make fun of me for making meatloaf eggs, have no idea what they’re missing.

@NissanUSA - Just drove mine.

Z Club. I like my ‘12 better. I like the '13 wheels, but not a fan of what they did to front.

Z Club. I like my ‘12 better. I like the '13 wheels, but not a fan of what they did to front.

@jacknifetoaswan @phillynerdgirl - High-five!

@phillynerdgirl @jacknifetoaswan - Don’t boss me!