Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I tend to pee a lot, usually during office hours/weekends, and occasionally during rush hour traffic.
How real thugs drink Coconut Water. Fuck your Vita Coco.
Shes fast asleep now #epicwin
Jus chillin with my niece this morning. She's got the hiccups and I don't know what to do :( HELP!
Random little kid and his attempt to scare me #madcute
At my nieces bday party, fml for missing colts game. She owes me big time. #madlove
OMG fire drill #runforcover
Sticking some chay-kin in the oven!! #timetofeast
Nothing like SportsCenter for your morning run #ITweGOhard
@SarahKhan813 not a good look, FML! #nomercy
Lucky win, if only I followed these tips @SarahKhan813 #fml
OH LAWDS IS I IN HEAVEN?!
Oh forgot @jasonbarros @SangramV @alamvirk @ahaque24 @newtp #goodtimes
Oh forgot @jasonbarros @SangramV @alamvirk @ahaque24 @newtp
Miss summer and my pool :( @radziez @KrutiJ0shi @DesiGrl29 @jasonbarros @Jigna_P @PreettyBoySwag @dhariafbaby @SangramV @NDotDesai
I am infatuated with melons ;)
Navigation Fail! #fml
Again, we so crazy!!
Y not start off this exciting fun filled weekend with some bangin chicken baked in the oven! #realmenknowhowtocook @ahaque24
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