Albert Eisenberg

@metalyfe

Tatted up; miniskirt; with my J's on.

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Uh not with those earrings you're not

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who the fuck is john bower #toocold #crazy

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Most depressing tweet today or most depressing tweet ever? Thank you

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http://upworthygenerator.com/ will CHANGE YOUR LIFE (in 3 seconds)

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FINALLY! No more stains when you have an 'accident' on the way to work!! #lifesaver

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Self-important GUSA endorsements from individual Georgetown students #ftw

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Love this

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we were starving artists, but we're hungry no more! #boorito

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Why does facebook keep losing $$? Just look at their ads...

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McKinsey & Co., meet your newest applicant: Frau Albert Eisenberg

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Weather.com a little bit off with this one..

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"justice has been served"

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Preregistration, solved

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somebody tell me what this means and why it's on my facebook ads

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thanks georgetown career center

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Twitter inadvertently describes all of humanity, always. #thanks

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Olive's snoring #olive #thuglyfe

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Does SoberRide accept expired British Identification cards?

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Hard-hitting coverage from the #nyt

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I made everybody a present in Adobe Illustrator

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