Melanie Baker

@melle

Community manager, writer, editor, krav maga student, sloth enthusiast, zombie apocalypse survivalist, sockmonkey artist. Tweets from my brain alone.

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Poop coffee!

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Parting gift to the Googles. :) #Seuss

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, , Look what arrived, just in time for Robbie Burns Day. :)

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My necklace is a happy sloth. Your argument is invalid.

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This is how I know I'm not punching properly yet. (And also, perhaps, why they recommend hand wraps.) :)

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My bother's cat apparently likes to play table hockey. His version involves biting the heads of opponents... Don Cherry would probably approve. :)

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My necklace is a wiener dog. Your argument is invalid. And yes, there is a Nightmare Before Christmas resemblance.

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Sometimes corporate schwag is very cute. :)

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Huzzah for surprise presents! (Actually, I'd just forgotten that it was coming eventually.) :)

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I have a new little buddy!

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My Hallowe'en costume: I'm a female engineer! Rare... like a unicorn... :)

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Vampig! (I did not create this fine work of art.) :)

regaling the group at #girlgeekkw. She has the best stories. :)

The sockmonkey-stabbing Google caricature.

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Eagle owl.

Pickup with this license plate? How Canadian...

Aww, my work wife made me a new friend while I was away. She cunningly deduced my fondness for gnomes. :)

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The forbearance of that animal entertains me to no end. Her sister likes to pick him up by the head...

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Art project! Impressionist gnome. #lessthan3