I'm just a girl, standing in front of cake, asking it to love her.
@samfbiddle hatred of #Uber has now reached bathroom graffiti (found in a #Starbucks in #SF)
@PerezHilton @AmandaBynes looks like a deranged #CabbagePatchKid
Great @SFGiants news from the day of my birth, April 13, 1985. #sfgiants #beatla #mikekrukow
#DominicanRepublic cheering section at the @WBCbaseball semi finals
.@eellebrecht wins with a #nationalanthem bet of 2:37 #superbowl #49ers
@UncleBlazer You aren't the only one with a bear coat...
Me in my apartment in San Francisco #UOxGIRLS
@adamcarolla did you know there is another movie called "The Hammer" made in 2010? Have they never heard of IMDB?
AT&T Park was alive with celebration (and fireworks) last night as the city celebrated the @SFGiants victory!
Ekk! Look at the dead beetle we found in our box from @IKEA_Emeryville!
The flooded @amtrak railway we are stuck on
@GigiOuf I personally have a lady boner for Marcel Nguyen from Germany. I wouldn't mind if he pommel horsed me.
Rally cap @sayub6 #SFGiants
I always love working from @ashleyscafe. Yummy coffee and good music.
My boyfriend knows me too well
Can't wait for that warm #Belize weather even if it comes with a few thunder storms.
How the hell is this a reindeer? #drawsomethingidiot
Straight outta Mordor @WorkaholicsCC #workaholics
Someone catch their roof on #fire across the street from my apartment
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