Alternately, can we talk about the fact that THIS is also why I hate cooking.

It's been 20 mins since I started making a quiche and this is as far as I've gotten. It's gonna be lunch soon!

My problem is that these colorful @eclectic_acres eggs are so cute tht I don't want to peal them. :( #OBHfood

Did you know that @blackicing is aka The Electric Unicorn? I don't know the name's origins, but this is what I imagine:

I survived. It wasn't pretty but @ErikKertes and @kimmyerin dragged my almost lifeless body to the top and back again.

Happy 6th birthday Jackson!!!

Having a goodbye lunch w @blackicing at Encounters in LAX. This place is as awesome as I thought it'd be!

Beers with my oldest and bestest friends: @Oliverwins @ErikKertes @kimmyerin @blackicing

@BillyAntics and some pit bulls make it difficult for OTHERS to nap.

I super duper enjoyed watching 2 of my favorite people performing last night. I <3 @fleeting_heart!

Some books fell off a shelf all by themselves and scared the hell out of @blackicing. This was one of them: #spooky

Me and my little gremlin. Can't believe she's going on 13 years old...

I'm on that sandy stretch. #vacationinception

Arrived at the Lodge at Koele on Lanai. OH. MY. GOD. #vacationinception

Finally at the beach. Not a bad view, eh? Anyone wanna meet me at Charlie Young beach?

Pulled over on the way home to watch whales jump. That little black dot is a whale!

The view from our table.

@coco_roze also, I'll see your older gentlemen and raise you these young bucks

My airplane seat mate sent me pics of a litter of pitbull puppies born on Maui! Cuteness abounds.

Pa'ia sunshine. Me rocking a lei.