This is a real Brut advert. Classy.

FUCK. I'VE SWALLOWED HALF MY FACE.

Topical.

Trooping the Pigskin

SEXY ELEPHANT.

It's nice of Sky News to clarify when the picture was taken...

What the hell is going on with Murdoch's hands? #calmyourselvesladies

This is the husband of a woman I work with. Ladies, contain yourselves.

That's the Christmas Tree down in George Square. Quickest that's been done...

Jesus. Do you think he saw me? #premiershopmystery

This perplexed woman is one of many angry shoppers. #premiershopmystery

I swear - we turned away for two seconds, turn back and she's got these clothes on...

I really hope that this use of the Twitter logo by The Sun results in legal action against them.

Some confusion earlier regarding an image I uploaded. This should clarify everything.