Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Frank Stallone's No. 1 fan. (Also a sports and movie joke maker for http://t.co/AHZXWj794r.)

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Yo ... RT

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I wonder whatever happened to this pleasant young lady.

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Lazy ass.

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Hey , I have a movie pitch. You and this guy star in The Swaggy Dog.

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My friend just sent me this incredible eye test. See how long you can stare!

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Joe Flacco's agents hard at work writing up his new contract.

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There's a chicken wing shortage? THERE'S A CHICKEN WING SHORTAGE!!!

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Me. Right now.

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So much meaningless arguing and feuding going on right now. Can't we all just be adults?

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Hey Nicki Minaj, what do you think of people who put A1 on expensive steaks?

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"Aw man, we just had this thing washed!"

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Hey Nicki Minaj, what do you think about Lance Armstrong admitting to PED use?

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This is the 2013 version of The Myth of Sisyphus.

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"Grumpy Cat!" "Ikea Monkey!" "Grumpy Cat!" "Ikea Monkey!" "Grumpy Cat!" "Ikea Monkey!"...

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Make no mistake, this is the worst thing ever.

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Does anyone know what company this is? I would like to work there.

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Aw, this boxer crab thinks it's a cheerleader.

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Oh look at me, I'm , I get screeners and wear a top hat to the bathroom...

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This is so hypnotic.

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FLORIDA! FLORIDA! FLORIDA!

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