What I lack in skill I make up for in gear.

Drink your Benamilk.

These boots were made for Twitter and that's just what they'll do.

Shades held together with tape lend a modicum of nerd cred. Recession chic, bitches.

From the Le Petit Web-Coq 2009 winter collection

because they were (fill in the blank). Also: This needs to be a sitcom, srsly, haircuts and all.

Facebook: camera arm's length overhead, contrast HIGH, bangs over 1 eye. Con: You can't see what the hell you're shooting.

Okay, okay I'll admit it. My secret for winning @favrdbot's love: sweet, delicious bribery pretzel sticks.

I can't get away from them, even here. His angry resin stare. Look away or I won't be able to go!

asshat southern CA varietal

Jesus trying to make a run for it. I guess @beelzebebe thought it was 'Away from a manger.'

I wish I could carry the killer lighting in my dressing room around with me. It makes me feel almost pure.

Buy the mirror doors recommended by 4 out of 5 exotic dancers!

This coffee is cold. Unacceptable! Let me freshen it for you. nomnomnom

state of play movie set

Why yes, I did take a screengrab of it. I have more problems than a math test.

Zuma Beach

You can take the mannequin out of the sex shop, but you can't take the sex shop out of the mannequin.

McCain-Palin/Read My Lipstick/Our Sarah/Misplaced Texan/Satan=Bad stickers all on 1 car. And cliches aren't true?