182 days ago from phone  
What I lack in skill I make up for in gear.
184 days ago from phone  
Drink your Benamilk.
197 days ago from phone  
These boots were made for Twitter and that's just what they'll do.
266 days ago from phone  
269 days ago from site  
Shades held together with tape lend a modicum of nerd cred. Recession chic, bitches.
284 days ago from site  
From the Le Petit Web-Coq 2009 winter collection
291 days ago from site  
because they were (fill in the blank). Also: This needs to be a sitcom, srsly, haircuts and all.
303 days ago from site  
Facebook: camera arm's length overhead, contrast HIGH, bangs over 1 eye. Con: You can't see what the hell you're shooting.
307 days ago from site  
Okay, okay I'll admit it. My secret for winning @favrdbot's love: sweet, delicious bribery pretzel sticks.
307 days ago from site  
I can't get away from them, even here. His angry resin stare. Look away or I won't be able to go!
311 days ago from phone  
asshat southern CA varietal
321 days ago from site  
Jesus trying to make a run for it. I guess @beelzebebe thought it was 'Away from a manger.'
324 days ago from site  
I wish I could carry the killer lighting in my dressing room around with me. It makes me feel almost pure.
330 days ago from site  
Buy the mirror doors recommended by 4 out of 5 exotic dancers!
335 days ago from site  
This coffee is cold. Unacceptable! Let me freshen it for you. nomnomnom
353 days ago from phone  
state of play movie set
355 days ago from site  
Why yes, I did take a screengrab of it. I have more problems than a math test.
357 days ago from phone  
Zuma Beach
367 days ago from site  
You can take the mannequin out of the sex shop, but you can't take the sex shop out of the mannequin.
370 days ago from site  
McCain-Palin/Read My Lipstick/Our Sarah/Misplaced Texan/Satan=Bad stickers all on 1 car. And cliches aren't true?
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Name Melissa
Location foothills of Los Angeles
Web http://mayjah.tumblr.com/
Bio Professional loafer. I play an unfeeling robot of hate on the internet. I can't validate you, I only validate parking.
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