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At Tropfest. Watching films.

At Tropfest. Films,

SBS is just warming up for the night.

“There was something strange about the way he walked – much more vertical than usual.”

Because Oscar Pistorius doesn't want anyone to know what he looks like.

A thousand points if you can guess the word that I’ve written here.


“You see, your crazy friend never heard of ‘the food chain’.”

Here he is.

Alan Scott Pardew, 1990.

Harry “Hard-On” Redknapp, 1999.

Lest we forget.

Use this one.

“Drunken shenanigans”

Tomorrow morning, Australia are playing Romania in Malaga, just for a laugh.

Here's the raw Getty image for that. His eyes are actually black.