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Ready to go?

This coffee is MINE.

Someone got very nervous and wrapped himself around my neck. #atthevet

My mom has left Sherlock a subtle hint to stop eating paper from the shredder:

The classiest thing in the entire world.

Someone is lounging.

I am hiding somewhere in this photo!

I've found an important horse. I thought you needed to see.

The result.

Who needs this sort of thing, anyway? I am sure it looks the same back in New York.

Preparing to leave mj island.

In case you think I lie. I am obsessed with these palms.

It's the fourth one down I can't stop looking at. #thingstodo

I believe they call this the "sunset pier" but I refer to it as the "Gazebo of Shame."

Nerdcation! Hell yeah!

Also it is raining on mj island today. It is very BEAUTIFUL though!

Greetings from mj island! This NO TWEETING thing is going great!

Greetings from MJ ISLAND!

Just found this note my dad left on my bed last night. #whyiamthewayiam

Lounging: how it is done.