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Just to give you a sense of how they can vary, here are a few 13 Little Blue Envelopes covers:

Dear Con Edison: This is MY PO BOX. Stop having people send me checks for electricity!

Oooooh! Do you see what I see?

My workchair for the next few hours. *swings* *types*

Me too.

Does this ad slogan make anyone else uneasy?

Winchester decided to show off his cane by posing for a "get off my lawn" photo. Please make this a meme.

The view from the bathroom. I love this house more than I can explain.

At Winchester's house. This is the view from the kitchen window. Greatest view ever!

I've made a friend.

Our food is here.

How do they look?

Like this:

Like this:

I could make a move at any point. But not yet. No. Not yet.

You think I'm kidding? I'm never kidding. I'm sending this to someone today.

I have signed every copy in . SEE???

Even writing down notes from long walk. Walks good for BRANE.

LOOK AT IT. It's just SITTING there, all alone, just FEET away from me.

My seatmates are idiots. They have not shut up once.