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Holy crap! I have been kidnapped by !

You know that's right!

Also I just broke my sink. #hulkmj

Ohhhhh damn! It's me and ! LA style!

Ohhhhh damn! It's me and ! LA style!

This is with a raccoon on her head.

Some days go like this:

Guess who's been visiting! I just found this on my door!! She's back!

I am transfixed by this ginger lemonade Red Zinger ice tea I am brewing.

Oh, I'm not kidding.

Oh, I'm not kidding.

Some Key Lime pie while we think:

Miami is so...Miami-looking. #descriptions

My hotel room doesn't have a desk. It has a command center.

This is my plane boarding face.

It's spring in New York!

Points if you know where I am:

We are attempting Shamrock Shakes with fresh mint.

Veggie shepherd's pie, sautéed cabbage and soda bread. IRISHY!

And I have always been madly in love with these French covers for Scarlett: