maureenjohnson

@maureenjohnson

There's a fine line between good eye contact and the piercing stare of a psychopath. Maureen is on the wrong side of it. - a fan

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MY TRUCK!!!!

Yes, I am wearing clothes. Apparently last photo made me look naked.

They have a magic button for sneezing/coughing. And they've left me alone in here until it starts. *waits*

I'm in the chair!

If I saw one of these sticking out of a cake, I would freak the [BLEEP] out.

The current view of aforementioned neighbor's yard:

The current view of aforementioned neighbor's yard:

Our tire has a sad.

This is the photo on my dentist's wall. It definitely eases the nerves. #noitdoesnt

When you stay at 's house, sometimes visitors join you during the night.

Robin: Also, would you like a Playstation? Me: Tell me more. Robin: Come to the trunk.

Meet my new best friend, Mr. Minted Lemonade:

That's a guinea pig between two chillin cats. I just want to point that out.

These two abandoned kittens are being cared for by the no-kill shelter booth on Union Square right now:

One challenge down: edible diamond with Mr. T dish towel:

I know it's just a mango on a stick but it SOUNDS like it must mean something else.

My dress for 's traveling red dress has arrived! And has instructions!