Matt Ufford

@mattufford

Editor-at-Large, @SBNation. Editorial Producer, @SBNStudios. Veteran of the Iraq War and several blogs. I like dogs and whiskey. Semper Fi.

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I consider this tweet legally binding, .

I found the iPhone 's parents got him.

The Yahoo Weather app includes a local Flickr photo with the daily forecast and an occasional "fuck you."

[slowly raises hand] Is it ... is it because Mario was cheating?

Oh, just realizing his game show host dreams with Owen Daniels.

Enjoyed the Hall of Fame at their Super Bowl party. The placement of Favre's plaque seemed ... thoughtful.

Call off the search, I found history's greatest monster.

Two more hours until Saints-Seahawks... and pulled pork. CC:

EXTRA! EXTRA!

How and I spend our Sundays after the War Room ends.

Here are some tweets I didn't send during the Breaking Bad finale.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

THANK YOU BASED GOD

ugh I'd rather get scurvy

Anyone making fun of me for belonging to a food co-op gets NONE of my free pork fat.

Gonna be on The Crossover again today (NBCSN, 6 et). The people there really respect what I do for the show.

DON'T TREAD

Bad news, y'all. #NBAFinals #Game7 #goatyogurt

Tonight! The gets all good-lookin' with and . Watch at 6:00 EDT.

I tried the fabled cronut (hybrid croissant-donut). Worth cramming in your foodhole.