Editor-at-Large, @SBNation. Editorial Producer, @SBNStudios. Veteran of the Iraq War and several blogs. I like dogs and whiskey. Semper Fi.
I consider this tweet legally binding, @piersmorgan.
I found the iPhone @jon_bois's parents got him.
The Yahoo Weather app includes a local Flickr photo with the daily forecast and an occasional "fuck you."
[slowly raises hand] Is it ... is it because Mario was cheating?
Oh, just @DanRubenstein realizing his game show host dreams with Owen Daniels.
Enjoyed the @Deadspin Hall of Fame at their Super Bowl party. The placement of Favre's plaque seemed ... thoughtful.
Call off the search, I found history's greatest monster.
Two more hours until Saints-Seahawks... and pulled pork. CC: @celebrityhottub @AhoyNickStevens @Ethan_Farber
How @AhoyNickStevens and I spend our Sundays after the War Room ends.
Here are some tweets I didn't send during the Breaking Bad finale.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
THANK YOU BASED GOD
ugh I'd rather get scurvy
Anyone making fun of me for belonging to a food co-op gets NONE of my free pork fat.
Gonna be on The Crossover again today (NBCSN, 6 et). The people there really respect what I do for the show.
Bad news, y'all. #NBAFinals #Game7 #goatyogurt
Tonight! The @crossover gets all good-lookin' with @MichelleDBeadle and @TinaCervasio. Watch at 6:00 EDT.
I tried the fabled cronut (hybrid croissant-donut). Worth cramming in your foodhole.
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