International Remote Site/Offshore Paramedic whose life consists mostly of random thoughts and awkward moments. Hilarity ensues. MattTheMedic.blogspot.com
Hey, I took a picture for you guys.
I had to go outside. Earn this.
I have no idea what that big fireball thingy is.
Paper Waste on the left. Cans and metal on the right. Go ahead and put the Restavfall that shit in that middle one.
@GidgetWA #lazyodis is fine, last I heard from mom. Today I was talking to my friend's dog.
This is #MurphDog. She is @FIRE824's dog. She and I like to do FaceTime sometimes.
This is how @FIRE824 talks to me.
Ingesting coffee like it is my job. Because, let's be honest, I don't plan on doing much else today. #SuperMug
Dear American Gun Owners,
If you're backing Mitt Romney you might want to check into his anti-gun history.
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain
Awake. I'm awake.
And it's rainy and a bad day to be a fisherman off the coast of West Africa.
"Damn right I'm Irish." Abu Ghraib Prison, Iraq. April, 2004. #ThrowBackThursday #USMC
Everyone should wake up in the morning and read this as a reminder
"'I'm offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?"
Round 4 of @MattTheMedic vs. Supermug and Coffee.
I think I'm winning but I mighta pooped a little.
The sister flock of The Church Of Matt The Medic Of The Later In The Day Saints.
Oh oh Godzilla!
I figured out that if I sit here with the giant anatomy book in my lap people that walk in my office think I'm working.
@AndiA121 @farvafabiano @NurseSplatt Ear guy came back. This is what came out of it. It's clearer than it appears.
Exhibit A on the left: $5 bottle of water I just bought.
Exhibit B on the right: $3 bottle of water I bought earlier.
I've been in bars that don't allow you to carry a handgun inside, but this one specifically disallows AK47s.
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