Matt Man


Canucks Wanna be Guru and the Leader of the Human Machines of Hate - full time troll

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#epictweet # 4000 Like Luongo told PTI, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!! #canucks #3venge

Hey #Canucks did you ever see Robinder Luongo's high school photo? He's comin for yah Chicago game 7

Even my dog thinks the #Canucks are gonna win! He's so wind whipped! #3venge

Hey #Canucks fans, it could be worse! Don't you remember Clouthier letting in this goal in Detroit?

Said you put yourself on my dick Hamhuis will put his ass on your chin! #EazyE #3venge #Canucks

Jannik Hansen is my current bbm photo

Sure would like to see someone punch off Kane's mullet. Similar to this snapshot #canucks #VanChi

Blackhawk down blackhawk down! Get ready to suck it! Yes I am an ignorant #canucks fan

look at what I found @ DQ!

Another pointless night for stammering stamm-mm-mmkos means daniel sedin is still top dawg! #canucks

#lazysunday best spent with the wife, making a dark side puzzle #starwars

#keslerbomb muwahaha!

I need a #keslerbomb!

#bluekoolaid to the rescue!

my Wii fit guy has Luke Skywalker hair! Or Anakin circa clone wars #Maytheforcebewithyou!

#DevilDriver's Dez aka showing some #tigerblood. They were scared of him!

when are you coming back to vancouver so I can buy this shirt?

Snowfall in Vancouver suburbs. Faaaaack my life

can you explain to me why your phone is a POS and can't turn on the GPS I paid for?

check this. Ryan johnson's profile on Looks like he's still a canucks lol