Matt Man


Canucks Wanna be Guru and the Leader of the Human Machines of Hate - full time troll

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I sure would like to see Clutterbuck get his mustache punched right off his face. Maxim Lapierre?

wednesday night combo! #SDMF

found this cd while cleaning. AWESOME #coalchamber #bigtruck

Vancouver showing some black label ass for #SDMF

did you know bob hoskins plays for the #STLBlues? #Canucks

#canuckstume I will sentence the Capitols back to hell with me! Haha

Hi I'm David Booth. Not only did I steal Brendan Morrisons #7, but I'm gonna steal your woman ;)

when I try to verify my email I get this message. Ever since the network failure

soooooo busted on shiva bowl shuffle!

Razor Ramon and Luongo are drunk at ringside #HeelLuongo

Halloween preview

I'm still dreaming of this , courtesy of

You heard it here folks. Uglydicks is not a word

This is what's known as a tequila fish #fishtacos #tequila

you should go as #nakedkesler from the Vancouver Canucks

Approaching 6666 tweets. That's like extra anti christ

Bahahahahaha courtesy of #nakedkesler loves baseball

#inappropriate #Lolcat

#inappropriate jesus

Not even jebus likes you. Mr #inappropriate