Matt Man

@mattthemascot

Canucks Wanna be Guru and the Leader of the Human Machines of Hate - full time troll

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Do we really want Katy Perry on the #Canucks? He who gets beat up by Keith Ballard? I don't know....

I heard that were playing these guys tonight

While searching #Canucks photos I uncovered my fearless leader aka #beard

Hmm I like this #NHL #Canucks

I will give you a fancy ball of sugar. sami salo pick pocketed / felt up by katy perry

": Big bad Mancari back with the #canucks http://t.co/sStc0Tgw" you put manny mancari

So bored at work I decided to see (poorly) what Shea Weber would look like in a #Canucks Uniform #2

So bored at work I decided to see (poorly) what Shea Weber would look like in a #Canucks Uniform

Don't you have any idea how fucking busy I am! #teamamerica

Go #Canucks go!

did need a donation? #neckflix

Amazing what you can do with highlighters and boredom #canucksxmas

Check out crushing a senator like a boss! #canucks

Today we remeber two amazing musicians taken before their time. John Lennon and Dimebag Darrell

Now this is what I like to see #Canucks #Avs

you wanted funny #Canucks pictures? "Alberts has an orgasm after Naked Kesler's goal"

I see you lol

Darth Vader stands alone atop the death tree #starwarsxmas

What a striking resemblance to the real #uglybastard #caps

Today the BC Lions take on, umm, hmm. The ottawa roughriders? #GC99 #CFL