Matt Man


Canucks Wanna be Guru and the Leader of the Human Machines of Hate - full time troll

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This is the funniest picture I've ever seen of henrik ever #Canucks

you should look again. I think you got your first point ;)

Most amazing picture yet

While you were doing important stuff I made a ball out of play doh. And what #gangster

Alex Edler is so good (shudder) Score Mobile gave him 2 assists.#fail #poweredbybudweiser

Alex Edler is so good (shudder) that the Score Mobile gave him 2 assists for his goal last night

Doing a happy dance! Go King Henrik! #Canucks

#BlackBerry #BlackBerryPhoto one the last you will see

someone needs to tell Dank that tebowing isn't cool anymore

Wow score mobile. No idea who your sponsor is.......

Only one question disgusting fans, which Sedin?

Tim Thomas trending number 4 in all of the USA. That's even more impressive

Tim Thomas number 2 trending in all of Canada haha

I find this completely hilarious. "Hamhuis Super Punch"

hockey hugs!

No ballard again huh. How are we supposed to see him beat up katy perry again? #Canucks #NHLDucks

Hey what were you smelling on your hand? Maple syrup? BBQ sauce? Victory?

Umm no thanks.