Matt Oak

@mattoak

From the Emerald City. Sounders, tequila, other sports, offending midwickets since 1987. Bernie Rhodes knows don't argue.

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Uhh. Is it just me, or is this homepage scoreboard a year behind?

  • 419 days ago via site
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yuuuuuuuup

draaaank

I was just given the best gift of my life. this is one of 24 different stickers.

SPARKLE DONKEY

we has a disccccco ball

New go-to shirt.

Almost made it. God damn bridge.

whyyyyy

all da slurs ass in air

errbody stuck ass up

bender peeny on a ring

bender penis

tou can't see bendrr talking to girls in dark parr. oily ts a traaaap

stealing cards frim sime paryyy

he called all the hoes to the floor for afternoon delight

who the Dutch is blues brothers

I got a present.