Just a jealous socialist who can't afford to play golf
Just having a nervous breakdown in M&S sock dept
Fit like it was tailored for me. Which isn't easy when you're 6'5". And the wool...
This is why the Martin Beck novels are the best books about coppers ever written
Yeah so just found a massive dead pike in the woods. As you do.
@loveandgarbage Seen in White Stuff
I can't wait! #fun #inclusive #russell
@sdsolle It's here!
@loveandgarbage @DanRebellato @LukeWhiston How do
Gave my 7yo a notebook earlier, and now it says this inside. A small corrective to the ugliness in the world tonight
@Glinner @BuzzFeedBen Has someone done a version of this yet?
They've chosen a particularly chilling illustration
Sparky's on the river
Sparky's on the tube
The zoo really need to have a word with the hippos about online security
David bloody Beckham.
@loveandgarbage How do
@alexreid1964 Yes, best kept at arm's length
I'll think they'll find this leads to more people "leaving the Twitter experience"
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