Oh UPS store randomly buying books.

Alright, time to ace my theology final!

Now he's twisting his body. He must be some kind Celtic contortionist in-training.

I just saw denim boy stare at a piece of lettuce on the ground for five minutes every so often trying to move it with his foot.

I'm sitting the commuter student lounge next to an all denim rat tail dude listening to Celtic Christmas music.

Ximenes de Cisneros was Archbishop of Toledo during Spanish Inquisition. By 1502 he demanded conversion to Catholicism or death.

Geography & misunderstanding split East + West. Cardinal Humbert ex'd Michael Cerularies in 1049.

Avicenna & Averrihoes were Islamic intelects who revived studies of Plato & Aristotle in the Medieval period! Yay!!!!

My new collection of poems & short stories, “Endangered,” will be out Dec 7 at Issuu.com!

Granny vs @emcoe tickle fight!!!

Granny's Wii Bowling medal revoked after steroid alligations.

Thanksgiving is nothing without a Granny Wii bowl smackdown.

Grandma is pretending she doesn't know how to Wii Bowl. She got 2nd in the retirement home olympics. Oh oh. Oh. What?

Best Philly cheesesteak ever!!!

It's reasons like this that I support genetic engineering:

Goodtimes.

#matthewisallama

What's for dessert? Dog poop with sprinkles! Yayayayayayayayayaya!!!

What's for dinner? CAT POOP!!! YAYAYAYAYAYA!

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