32 minutes ago from Echofon  
Oh UPS store randomly buying books.
about 5 hours ago from Echofon  
Alright, time to ace my theology final!
about 6 hours ago from Echofon  
Now he's twisting his body. He must be some kind Celtic contortionist in-training.
about 6 hours ago from Echofon  
I just saw denim boy stare at a piece of lettuce on the ground for five minutes every so often trying to move it with his foot.
about 7 hours ago from Echofon  
I'm sitting the commuter student lounge next to an all denim rat tail dude listening to Celtic Christmas music.
about 20 hours ago from Echofon  
Ximenes de Cisneros was Archbishop of Toledo during Spanish Inquisition. By 1502 he demanded conversion to Catholicism or death.
about 21 hours ago from Echofon  
Geography & misunderstanding split East + West. Cardinal Humbert ex'd Michael Cerularies in 1049.
about 21 hours ago from Echofon  
Avicenna & Averrihoes were Islamic intelects who revived studies of Plato & Aristotle in the Medieval period! Yay!!!!
1 day ago from site  
My new collection of poems & short stories, “Endangered,” will be out Dec 7 at Issuu.com!
10 days ago from Echofon  
Granny vs @emcoe tickle fight!!!
10 days ago from Echofon  
Granny's Wii Bowling medal revoked after steroid alligations.
10 days ago from Echofon  
Thanksgiving is nothing without a Granny Wii bowl smackdown.
10 days ago from Echofon  
Grandma is pretending she doesn't know how to Wii Bowl. She got 2nd in the retirement home olympics. Oh oh. Oh. What?
13 days ago from Echofon  
Best Philly cheesesteak ever!!!
13 days ago from Echofon  
It's reasons like this that I support genetic engineering:
16 days ago from Echofon  
Goodtimes.
20 days ago from site  
#matthewisallama
21 days ago from Echofon  
What's for dessert? Dog poop with sprinkles! Yayayayayayayayayaya!!!
21 days ago from Echofon  
What's for dinner? CAT POOP!!! YAYAYAYAYAYA!
26 days ago from Echofon  
Whathecrap
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Bio I live in Ohio for most of the year. I'm from TX. I'm quietly crazy and in love with attention / funny stuff. viva la vida
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