The REAL Frank Kern


9th Worst Surfer in California

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Ummm... Yeah.

On green VELVET couch waiting to shoot with Tony Robbins in Del Mar. Yes. Green velvet.

I'm pretty sure these are 95% cocaine.

Do you notice anything weird about this photo of random people my wife found online?

What's this in the Toy display?

Surf Diva showing off their exotic Surf Limo in today's parade. Horn plays La Cucaracha. Nice.

Hiding 20's near Christmas parade for strangers to find.

Squadron of antique bi-planes flying over Xmas parade in La Jolla. Cool!

This is what Im getting you for Xmas. (Congrats on getting to level 27!)

Great book alert. Read it first time around after getting sued by Feds.

Ran errands today in this, my most exotic car in the collection.

Hid this on the plane for cleaning person. Just landed in Atl and about to head to Ca. Will leave a few in Atl.

Getting sneakier...