Scary Forest


Writer, comedian, strategist, dog-lover, selfietographer. I hate almost everything. But in a cute way.

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Cinquecento! Vespa!

The Palm knows the way to 's heart is not through his stomach but through the Batman.

I don't think your lobster is big enough, .

This makes me miss Chris Farley.

My hotel may have sinister plans for me.

You've gone too far, Sky Mall.

I love photos! This surprises no one! Ran into my pal Andrew ran in front of a Minecraft demo at #E3. Here's proof!

My kitchen floors are so Kandinsky.

Two barstools.

I feel like this is the new place setting.

Baby Stellan enjoys the outdoors.

Paul and Sanna got straight 10s. Even from the Ukrainian judge.

Even the beach balls at the Forrest Compound have an agenda. USA! USA!

My parents really love this country!

Drum circle at Moonlight Beach. #leucadiaisforhippies

Pleasingly lit -- and on way to being pleasingly lit -- at Union. Beach day plus whiskey equals ay-okay.

My iPhone and I were just shat upon.

Thanks, ! A fun night, an awesome -Con for both me and !

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Happy birthday, ! You deserve that jumping castle!

Happy birthday, ! You deserve that jumping castle!