Scary Forest

@maryforrest

Writer, comedian, strategist, dog-lover, selfietographer. I hate almost everything. But in a cute way. http://t.co/arnfWk6epI

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This is the gayest martini ever, .

Hot. Swappable.

If I was working this Heineken booth, I could never stop taking pics if myself! #perilsofexcellentlighting

Like all Los Angelenos, of course I know that one of the fun things you can do in L.A. is swim with tigers. Duh.

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Gotta say. Kind of a fan of Facebook's On This Day in 2010. I was sort of funny a year ago.

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The Scarface DVD event was made splendid by !

I love you, !

Al Pacino, Robert Loggia, F. Murray Abraham, Steven Bauer, and Martin Bregman doing Q&A for Scarface.

Lovely dinner at The Palm with the Davidsons. Happy birthday, Justin!

Josh's hot shirt . I have an inkling will want one...

My gravity-defying dress

The Playboy Mansion brings out the blue steel in .

Intimate times with me and at the Playboy Mansion. We are spirits kindred.

Intimate times with me and at the Playboy Mansion. We are spirits kindred.

Selfy in the Playboy Mansion Grotto.

Selfy in the Playboy Mansion Grotto.

Playboy Mansion meet-up for and . Hotness.

Me and a pair of Playboy Bunnies, as seen by

Sun going down on my 2011 #SDCC experience. Thank you, . You are, as always, an irresistible force.

Harrison Ford, bitches! #CowboysandAliens