I'm kind of like a dog. If you tie a steak around someone's neck, I'll love and play with them.
Working a catering gig in the most beautiful, zen home. I'm pretty sure I just fucked up some feng shui.
Adult "Happy Meal" at Low Brow: Lone Star beer, shot of whiskey, a hot dog & a toy for $5.
Wow. It's just gorgeous outside today! So thankful for my office view. #blessed
Twice in 1 week. ¡Que suerte!
@Que_Linda @GoroNGun @KitchenLivin @OKRAFried Weeeeeee!
Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. @SammyFordIV
...and pretty girls with bacon wrapped jalapeños hot off the grill. Say girl saaaay.
There's 211lbs of crawfish, a whole pig & this is their beer fridge. I'm set.
My review of @ColtivareHTX's wood roasted, whole fish.
Beyond thrilled to get to spend time with @apronless & her mini-posse tonight. We've missed you!
I lost my bumper, but dear g-d I'm here. I'm here!
Ridiculously happy. @rlach's tamarind BBQ crab, water spinach, spring onion @ReefHouston.
Name that movie quote. "I put a bird on my head."
@Que_Linda THIS IS NOT A GATDAMN PUZZLE! You're so mean!
Luck Dog Dinner:
Burger. Bewbs. Blue. Bradley's.
This is how I handle traffic.
Northern tortillas. Even as a child I refused to put butter & sugar on them.
Finally, mine! This shirt makes me so happy.
@AlvinSchultz Hey! Come home!
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