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@married2food

I'm kind of like a dog. If you tie a steak around someone's neck, I'll love and play with them.

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Working a catering gig in the most beautiful, zen home. I'm pretty sure I just fucked up some feng shui.

Adult "Happy Meal" at Low Brow: Lone Star beer, shot of whiskey, a hot dog & a toy for $5.

Wow. It's just gorgeous outside today! So thankful for my office view. #blessed

Twice in 1 week. ¡Que suerte!

Weeeeeee!

Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.

...and pretty girls with bacon wrapped jalapeños hot off the grill. Say girl saaaay.

There's 211lbs of crawfish, a whole pig & this is their beer fridge. I'm set.

My review of 's wood roasted, whole fish.

Beyond thrilled to get to spend time with & her mini-posse tonight. We've missed you!

I lost my bumper, but dear g-d I'm here. I'm here!

Ridiculously happy. 's tamarind BBQ crab, water spinach, spring onion .

Name that movie quote. "I put a bird on my head."

THIS IS NOT A GATDAMN PUZZLE! You're so mean!

Luck Dog Dinner:

Burger. Bewbs. Blue. Bradley's.

This is how I handle traffic.

Northern tortillas. Even as a child I refused to put butter & sugar on them.

Finally, mine! This shirt makes me so happy.

Hey! Come home!