This is me, about 12 years ago, on a segment of an IFC show called "Split Screen." This was fun. My friend, Peter Wentworth, is interviewing me.

Beautiful, right? This is where I was last week.

Got this picture from peopleofwalmart.com website.

Or maybe they changed the entrance and he's to the left of the enclosed tree. Can't tell if it's the same one or not. Guess I'll find out when we go...

Is it my imagination or does it appear that Ann-Margret has something jammed up her butt? She looks awfully awkward & uncomfortable here. Never could watch her; she's too self-conscious.

This will always be hilarious.

Just got word that an old cat friend has died. Knew him when he was just a kitten in 1994. Cancer. His name was Floyd. He looked a lot like this kitty. Bye, Floyd. See you again one day, maybe?

One more picture from Central Park this afternoon. I'm glad we took the time to go, even though it was crowded as hell.

This was Central Park this afternoon, about 7 hours ago. Like I mentioned earlier: gorgeous.

All hail Larry Fine, the greatest Stooge of them all! His 107th birthday is tomorrow. Of course, he's been dead for 34 years...but still.

And another. This is the one I usually see accompanying any article on the ruthless assassin's murder; he was head of Murder, Inc.

Here's one picture of the crime scene at the Park Sheraton Hotel barbershop in October of 1957, the day Anastasia shuffled off this mortal coil.

An ad for the Park Sheraton Hotel, around the time Anastasia met his grisly fate.

Here's the cool lamp that was in Marcia Gay Harden's apartment in "Miller's Crossing." It was a gift from the decorator. It's in our bedroom now.

Another Maplecroft shot. You can see where Lizzie had the name of her house chiseled into her front steps. Supposedly, this really irked the town of Fall River, to whom Lizzie was a pariah. This was her 'fuck you' to them.

This is Maplecroft, Lizzie Borden's last (and, according to her, the only real) home. Her spirit allegedly wanders the halls of this great house. It's in Fall River, Mass.

Seth Rogen as The Green Hornet in the new Michel Gondry film in production. He's lost some weight. Hope the movie's good.

Our sweet kitty Elspeth is 13 years old today! I got him from a shelter in Charleston, SC, in 1996. He and his brother, Spooky, are like our children. Happy Birthday, Elspeth Louise!

Pretty damn cool: Elvis nesting dolls from Russia.

Last one, I swear: maybe she should make English HER official language. It might improve her horrendous spelling.