A little wind isn't going to stop me from painting the town or rather, my legs red.

Tonight, I channel Christmas.

Just received a package from @TOMTOMJewelry. It's the holy grail of jewelry that resembles violent weaponry!

@ElizandJames "Black tie creative" sounds like the perfect opportunity to wear this, eh? eh?

Just a little so long sabbatical, hello November gift from me to me.

Are you challenging me to a WATCH-OFF, @laraspeier? I have a prosthetic mouth for when my real one gets tired.

I know what you're thinking and you're right, this scarf is excessive for an August day. #cladinplaid #coolasakook

Agree or disagree: Britney Spears and her hair extensions look like a scene out of Poltergeist.

Thank you @BarneysNY, for facilitating the latest in my man repelling efforts!

Thank you, @BarneysNY for facilitating the latest in my man repelling efforts!

Leopard bikini and matching kindle, not a myth.

After http://bit.ly/bBZf3d we spotted the feline prints in the flesh...saving up to call some our own. #manrepeller