I'm probably not your parenting role model but I'm snarky as fuck. So there's that.
Found a box of hand me downs. Looks like Luke is getting a present, @austin_johnson. About 4 more years.
@Maylilallie and I have tiny wrists
That's right. Let the delicious glow of TV subdue you until daddy is back with coffee. #yoHoLetsGo
@Darrel_L I win. This is filled with box wine.
I'm going in. #packing #mannlymove
@TheNextMartha hey garden lady, what is this?
@ksluiter what in the hell?
Errbody say hi to the @PackFootball caravan.
@Joey_Powell she says hi!
@House_of_Swank Jurassic Story
Parenting jackpot. #babyjail
@Katiekrongard gazebo. With hammocks.
Welp @WXMoose is some kind of gat damn oracle. Call the midwife season 2 on Netflix.
@nancyholtzman 13 mo old cheeks. Eczema. Dropped dairy over month ago. No change. Any ideas?
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