MANHATTEXAN

@manhattexan

Update: I locked up after 4 days here w 114 followers bc I can only handle MAX 140 in my family now. Feel free to request. Rolling admissions. DOB: 3-30-12

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Fact: I AM THE NEXT OPRAH.

You're gonna regret that you removed me from BBM.

I want to believe.

Fact: I played an #AprilFools prank on my #Facebook friends bc they dont understand me #fb #omg #wtf

FACT : you felt that I was worth speaking to. #oprah #intuitive

I put the #LUCKY #PENNY in #SIDE #POCKET of my #bag..#WHY? bc I am a #GERM #FREAK #nyc #ny #purse

In #STARBS after closing. And #Why? Bc my #DATE is #LATE!! #NationalLateDay #rhymes #mop #closed #NY

#LUCKY #PENNY I found on the ground in #subway station. #headsUp and I picked it up and took it w me

#MANHATTEXAN loves watching food bein #prepared but #HATES #cooking it #herself. Shed rather #starve

I really #wish u couldn't see where THIS #awesome #meal was from. #Manager #lady was a #RealBitch...

I hope I didn't lose his #card!! He was #STYLIN' in his #Texas AND #NewYork #COMBO #look. #Lovin it!

MEET the #MANHATTEXAN #POSTER #CHILD. We met #today at a #cafe #downtown. His #mom= #Texan & Dad #NY

What's THIS #COOL #ASS #LIGHT #FIXTURE doing in a #STARBUCKS??? #soConfused #WTF #red #spider #bulb

OR WAS IT #MYbad #losing the #deal--for doing THIS. On the #train instead of @ #home &being #OnTime

I #wished I had #asked for THIS WOMAN's # she was so #amazing. I #couldn't bc I knew I had to #Tweet

reality: THIS WOMAN FROM THE SUBWAY =most #helpful #subway #rider ever. I #learned tons #ASK me #NYC

Here, I am pretending to be a Tourist so I could get a pic of myself with this #fat #bitch. #ugh #ny

YOU are the #CULPRIT of me #LOSING my #DEAL today. U& ur #Mitzvah Mobile. Stop smiling. Cough up 40K

Arrived Tribeca. #arrived #tribeca #FINALLY #theyreGonnaKILLme

#FOUND a #LUCKY #PENNY!! :) Note: The blue of the #subway #seat #complements the #blue of my #dress.

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