I'm one of Oprah's favorite things.
He thinks it's hilarious that he pooped on my watch.
And this is the sign that college gameday -no joke- tried to take:
This is the sign that College Gameday took immediately.
Baby gate 1, Heather 0
I guess I need a double stroller.
Bella Swan, pre- bitten out fetus.
The yummy baked apple @overflowinbrain made. Be jealous!!
Will cruise for food
I just gave her a plastic bag to play with. Grasping at straws.
I birthed a morning person.
Ready for football!
It's this hot at the beach!! I love it!!
When life gives you heat waves, we throw back bikinis.
My high school softball team's performance would have been verrrrry different with this around.
Sickie on the way home from the doctor (she'll be ok)
This is what I would look like in @Oprah's audience. It would be awkward if it was a serious show.
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