David Malki !

@malki

Amateur beet pickler (that is a euphemism)

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This is on Craigslist right now for $250. Don't need it. No place to put it. REALLY want it.

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To keep the sun off my neck as I walked to work, I wore a kaffiyeh today.

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Own a Wondermark book without a signature in it? NEVER FEAR, FREE BOOKPLATES BY MAIL ARE HERE

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Here are the color options. Let me know your preference by replying with "A", "B" or "C"!

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I like the look of this! Nice thick watercolor paper too.

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Think I like this color palette better! Same joke, 300% MORE SEXY

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This is a very obscure joke that'll only make sense (without explanation) to a handful of people. BUT ARE ANY OF THEM ON TWITTER

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Moving van knocked over hydrant and hit the gas. Traffic backed up for miles, water a foot deep on the street.

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RT DRAW YOURSELF RIGHT NOW AND POST IT!!!!!!!!!

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The President of Taiwan has the most impressive presentation so far. Opening letters in 30 minutes!

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Wildlife photo. Awesome

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Sneak peek at a new (legitimate) shirt design! Based on this comic: http://wondermark.com/491/

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Worst T-shirt idea ever

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he wears Risky Business Ray-Bans

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I appear to have gotten more prolific over the last few years

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Look what arrived today!

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All 520 letters, signed.

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For some reason this is hilarious to me

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First creative output of the Assault Factory

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Assault Factory annex (6 blocks away)

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