His and hers calories. (@Jamigirl412)

Happy birthday to my baby sis who sleeps a lot more than me! Five years old today..#timeflies

Aside from my last tweet, which I refuse to explain publicly, crocodile Dundee's cousin was at target:

Sweet! Got my "first car story" shirt from @klout today!

There. Let's try it again. Here's a picture of my duck.

Anyone else know that I own a duck? Meet Eldridge:

Also, if you have seen a photo of lutz, anyone else with me when I say he scarily looks like Al from Al's toy barn?

I have a problem:

Whatever makes you money, I guess..#oddbusiness

"don't drive like my brother!" #cars

#songofmylife

Quick guide to the Southern Language:

Hey @Monorailorange -

On the road to palm springs..let's finish this!

So..girlfriends parents surprised @Jamigirl412 and I with a little gift today..#USHpass

Kind of have a lot of reading to do..

@jadedrain -

I seriously love my family text convos (w/ @granitemasterCM and @Chinamomofthree )

@Austeng1 brought me some green lemonade from @cfabakersfield since I can't get out to get it. #sore

Think about what a few letters would do to change a life: