Horror writer. Comic book reviewer for @eCharta and @mvldisassembled. Debut novel FLESHTRAP coming later this year.
I feel so much better knowing he'll have a job if this whole God thing doesn't work out...
Someone suggested I needed a new mustache picture, since I've lost so much weight since the last one. Well I mean if people are going to ask.
I've heard a lot of people complain that the demon in 'Insidious' looked too much like Darth Maul. I don't know. It could've been worse...
You want the mustache on or off? Too bad.
I got my copy of A MEANS TO AN END. Have you? http://www.postmortem-press.com/online-store.php
Pretty sure we already know my idea of porn would definitely sell more calendars than this...
This is the face that will be changing literature in 2011.
Things I need in my life: This Optimus Prime mask. Do chores, vanquish the Decepticons, all at the same time.
The face of my November 26th...
Last stop: Bottle blonde. Next stop: Magen's natural hair color.
It's on a sign at a rally, guys. That means it's true.
Another episode of Haircut Adventure Theater.
Who two thumbs and a brand new captain's hat? This guy.
Reading a shiny new copy of M is for Monster...
I wish any of these applied to me, for posterity's sake. My mom still refuses to believe I like girls...
©2016 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved