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Sis wanted to pretend she was pissing in town fountain...

here's the other 2

Zissa is content only if held like a baby

Mental apple pie (gluten, so none for me).

Bobby says holidays are bullshit

Travelsaurus, door, me: HOLS!

Kill or cure! Kale, strawberry & T honey blended

Too many apples in the form of cidre last night so kale, strawberry, peach & banana for renewal

That's a cidre for Sissy!

That's a 'J' for Julie's 61st bday!

This is orange buttercream frosting

This is a gluten-free carrot cake

Looking exceptionally well for a middle aged broad w/ bad skin & a big arse in my new frock

Rocking it #dogtown style ( some fucker parked on the parade route


Found tin of blackberries gone off (per label) 5.5 years ago. Thinking of making a smoothie. #notjoking #thrift

My carnitas/ chili is making my overly-cidred schnoozle run. #TMI

Was saving this abomination but decided 3 months of abstention

If I love you, you see this

Scavenging for dropped morsels. Sad face.