Tony Abbott*


* The one that thinks global warming is complete crap.

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I enjoy a close relationship with Bronwyn Bishop... #auspol

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Ha! Believe me there is, um I mean would be, nothing sexy in reading about Mrs SBY's haemorrhoids! #auspol

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In my role as Prime Minister for Women I have a special interest in women... Yup, definitely a woman! #auspol

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Fantasy dinner party realised! (Did you know the plural noun for conservative journos is a 'murdoch'?) #auspol

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Went from Mad Monk to Mad Katter in Tamworth. I reckon that's worth the $9347 travel claim alone. No? #auspol

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You can tell that's a GOP meeting and not my cabinet - there aren't also men sitting in those other seats. #auspol

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52k Nine viewers happy I'm PM - my honeymoon period is going quite well! (Please ignore the other figure.) #auspol

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Me with Quentin Bryce today - the one with the shit-eating grin is now Prime Minister of Australia! HAHAHA #auspol

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Yes, yes - but how many of them had laser death ray vision? #qanda #auspol

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Have spoken by telephone to President Osama. I think it went well. #auspol

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Glad got my memo about calling the Coalition 'L/NP' in graphics. It's now Lib OR Nat (ie Lib!) #auspol

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Time for a shit-eating grin, I think... #australiavotes

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#ImVotingLiberal. And so's Gina. #ausvotes

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Admit we've had a bit of trouble with our 'damning evidence' in the past. But nailing it on Labor's IR: #ausvotes

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This ABS graph backs me up on Labor's growing IR disaster! Hold on, am I reading this right? #auspol #ausvotes

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Look, so what if some crackpot outfit called the OECD reckons our carbon tax isn't remotely the highest? #ausvotes

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Asked my (v attractive) daughter what you call those shoes. Her two-word answer lead to some confusion! #ausvotes

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Yeah, OK we're running this ad knowing the facts are wrong - SO WHAT IF WE ARE?! #ausvotes

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A bit of body contact (with 14-17-yo girls) never hurt any 55-yo man. HAHAHA! #ausvotes

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Penrith Christian School gives kids values to live by -my values. Unrelated: I oppose #marriageequality. #ausvotes

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