Ms Varney

@MadameNottm

Erudite, witty, self-deluded and sometimes gin-fuelled lady. Will write stuff for money. Or gin.

Photos and Videos by @MadameNottm

  • Timeline
  • Gallery

Look! Thanks to my Official Photographer Phil - you can actually see some sun! But sadly in Amsterdam the other weekend...

  • 898 days ago via site
  • 33

Oh yes I am I have a pair of Zombie Stompers for just this occasion.

Found this near St Ives - NOT photoshopped! Beautiful colours..

Earl Grey and marmalade infused cocktail. And I have the recipe...

"Howdy Ma'am" in a charming stetson of mine.

  • 1227 days ago via site
  • 33

Roger Daltrey on Saturday. Not a good picture due to battery failure. (Every girl's nightmare...)

  • 1264 days ago via site
  • 42

Guess who?

  • 1281 days ago via site
  • 32

And one more pic just to prove I was there. A bit of camera shake but not too shabby without a flash.

  • 1281 days ago via site
  • 34

And another pic of Paul.
A tight, non-stop two hour gig.

  • 1281 days ago via site
  • 35

Paul Simon last night at Nottingham RCH. Possibly the best gig I have ever seen.

  • 1281 days ago via site
  • 83

here's a new one to keep you all going! #sugarfreetweets

And for those of you asking, it wasn't *just* the Breakfast Martini I started the day with.

  • 1299 days ago via site
  • 59

The delight that is the Breakfast Martini. (Chrostopher's, Covent Garden, Sat)

  • 1299 days ago via site
  • 43

And a lovely pic in honour of and his news today.

Abuse? I'll get 'em for you sweetie... The pic is what most of us *really* think.

And now, for our science experiment.
0:15

And now, for our science experiment.

  • 1332 days ago via site
  • 49

Les Girls enjoying the sun and the Royal Wedding.

  • 1333 days ago via site
  • 48

I KNOW sweetie. I gave up on fans years ago. Now look - kitten and fish! MUCH nicer..

Yes or no to these? I love them but feel it will add a bit too much of a stripper vibe to my look...

  • 1367 days ago via site
  • 110

1 2 3 Next