Ms Varney


Erudite, witty, self-deluded and sometimes gin-fuelled lady. Will write stuff for money. Or gin.

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Look! Thanks to my Official Photographer Phil - you can actually see some sun! But sadly in Amsterdam the other weekend...

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Oh yes I am I have a pair of Zombie Stompers for just this occasion.

Found this near St Ives - NOT photoshopped! Beautiful colours..

Earl Grey and marmalade infused cocktail. And I have the recipe...

"Howdy Ma'am" in a charming stetson of mine.

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Roger Daltrey on Saturday. Not a good picture due to battery failure. (Every girl's nightmare...)

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Guess who?

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And one more pic just to prove I was there. A bit of camera shake but not too shabby without a flash.

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And another pic of Paul.
A tight, non-stop two hour gig.

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Paul Simon last night at Nottingham RCH. Possibly the best gig I have ever seen.

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here's a new one to keep you all going! #sugarfreetweets

And for those of you asking, it wasn't *just* the Breakfast Martini I started the day with.

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The delight that is the Breakfast Martini. (Chrostopher's, Covent Garden, Sat)

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And a lovely pic in honour of and his news today.

Abuse? I'll get 'em for you sweetie... The pic is what most of us *really* think.

And now, for our science experiment.

And now, for our science experiment.

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Les Girls enjoying the sun and the Royal Wedding.

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I KNOW sweetie. I gave up on fans years ago. Now look - kitten and fish! MUCH nicer..

Yes or no to these? I love them but feel it will add a bit too much of a stripper vibe to my look...

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