Cheerleading captain, criminology buff, LUFC supporter, Eastenders fanatic, library card wielding cool dude.

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Tooo sunny #lufc

Actual legendary motor cyclist en route to Gateshead the other day.

Look how empty the tube was between Kings Cross and Plaistow! #creepy #london

I saw you today!

Look what was posted through our letter box tonight! Perfume scented & lyrics.... #incredible

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None of the mess was mine, hence why I became a Note Writing Bastard and stuck this on the door....

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Is this the same sink?

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After 3 long hours of scrubbing beyond my duty, the after pic....

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This is the other 'before' picture - the sink. These photos don't do the grotesque mess any justice, believe me.

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Regarding my epic cleaning session today. This is one of the 'before' pictures....

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Love this!

So pleased it's a weekday. No children to spoil it.

Haha these little anecdotes make me laugh out loud to myself like a crazy lady

Nom nom, as they say #hotsauce

There you are!

Where are you?

' emotional', 'Martine Mccutcheon' ...this cracked me up. Love these trashy, fat single women magazines!

A bit of help from Dad is required!

Been to visit Jack Charlton in his holiday home. Looks like he's lost a leg in this photo!

The final sentence...somehow seems bleaker in black and white #LUFC