Cheerleading captain, criminology buff, LUFC supporter, Eastenders fanatic, library card wielding cool dude.
One cashier at Westminster station. Joke! #tfl
@Jess__Young How many fingers do you have?....
I'd normally assume otherwise but since your chums with Taylor Swift....is this you with Zac Efron?! @claireweston13
The danger of having a bicycle in London....poor bastard!
I didn't realise Alexander Skarsgard supported #lufc
As if this just happened, causing my heavy suitcase to fall down a flight of stairs #FuckSake
These are £1.50 in Upton Park #Superdrug & £6 in Durham Tesco Extra! Never thought I'd need this tag #cheaperinLondon
OMG, just realised.....NO THUMBS!!! #cussionterror
Just £2 from Iceland! These would have cheered me up. If I bought them, I'd eat them all in one go though #piggy
Did I ever share this with you guys? Too funny!
This looks INCREDIBLE #hitfactorylive
My screen is upside down! Please help me fix it!
G Salmon is wrong in the head #MetroTexts #EnglandManager
Debate of the day!
I'm sending this awesome birthday card to my friend Westy
After years & years, just noticed the company name on our bottle bank for the 1st time...an LUFC managerial sign?
Why would anybody want a The Only Way Is Essex bedspread?
All these little bruises and burns I get on my left arm from cheerleading make me look like a junkie.
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