Author of '50 Shades of Clegg'.
Best picture in my history book.
Wake up anus
Went downstairs to find this staring back at me. Mate you got a little something on your face...
Attention seeker get da fuck down.
Sainsbury's own #classy
I wonder who is on my YouTube account..... @katiemccormack_
My mum ordered the wrong size water bottle so I have to walk around with this monster all day. It doesn't fit in my bag
Don't hate me cos I'm indie x x x x x x x
Thanks lauren and milz you stars
New denim jacket oh yh
YOU CRETIN OF A DOG
Only bought this ring because it looks like a soul gem from Skyrim
So, this is just Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey mashed together then?? How imaginative.
Got a book on young Stalin from my brother's girlfriend. I am going to be a Stalin expert at this rate #thanksjess
Thank you Mr Black.
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