blunt b on @hot995 @971zht & @now1053 @z1043. also a 90s freak, Slurpee addict, World Record holder, Redskins fan, Mountaineer,and Ellen watcher.
WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SWINGING SCHLONG OF @TREYSONGZ. Or don't. Just stare.
I'm sorry that you'll never unsee this.
FREAKING WINNER AT LIFE.
Today's moment of awkwardly loud office giggles.
These #90s Nickelodeon pick-up lines are my everything right now. http://www.elizabethany.com/2014/03/90s-nickelodeons-raunchy-pick-up-lines.html
While you celebrate #NationalCheeseburgerDay with your plain burger, realize that somewhere, someone's eating this
Face swapping on movie posters... I'm WAY too amused. http://bit.ly/1axGTSF
LOL HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?! bahaha @oliviamunn, you are my hero.
Tried the trick of a wet towel around a warm beer in the freezer... it was slush in 30mins!
#NationalDogDay. Make sure you reciprocate their [sloppy] super love today.
Happy #NationalCupcakeDay! EAT ALL THE CAKES!
I'll feel your vibration anytime.
My friends are overwhelmed with my outfit for tonight. Im also wearing jellies.
Time to shut the windows and blast the music in the studio. Lemme know how it goes, Dorothys.
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