elizabethany

@luvelizabethany

blunt b on @hot995 @971zht & @now1053 @z1043. also a 90s freak, Slurpee addict, World Record holder, Redskins fan, Mountaineer,and Ellen watcher.

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WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SWINGING SCHLONG OF . Or don't. Just stare.

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I'm sorry that you'll never unsee this.

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FREAKING WINNER AT LIFE.

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Today's moment of awkwardly loud office giggles.

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what.

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These #90s Nickelodeon pick-up lines are my everything right now. http://www.elizabethany.com/2014/03/90s-nickelodeons-raunchy-pick-up-lines.html

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http://bit.ly/HHyHVW

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While you celebrate #NationalCheeseburgerDay with your plain burger, realize that somewhere, someone's eating this

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Face swapping on movie posters... I'm WAY too amused. http://bit.ly/1axGTSF

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LOL HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?! bahaha , you are my hero.

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Tried the trick of a wet towel around a warm beer in the freezer... it was slush in 30mins!

#NationalDogDay. Make sure you reciprocate their [sloppy] super love today.

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Happy #NationalCupcakeDay! EAT ALL THE CAKES!

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I'll feel your vibration anytime.

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My friends are overwhelmed with my outfit for tonight. Im also wearing jellies.

Time to shut the windows and blast the music in the studio. Lemme know how it goes, Dorothys.