Where the pasty at?
@PeripateNic Baked Nebraska... #RuinADesert
@ThorsBoyfriend You've got competition.
I was at Bestival when Twitter made its jokes about Joan Rivers dying but I just saw this and it raised a smile.
My steed for the weekend.
*Marion from Mongrels face*
Paul Ross? Who the hell is Paul Ross?
Based on my experiences today, I'm going to say that Beyonce's 'Pretty Hurts' was written about shoes. These shoes.
Hi ho, hi ho...
@samueljr At 8:15am this morning.
@robryan79 Their attempts at crowd control for the tube border on the comical.
This muhfuckin' budgie is too damn chill. @paulbranners wants to go out for a ciggie but it's just sat there.
ERM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING IN MY LIVING ROOM?
Push it deep and pour a cup of...
@maleo I found your bog, babes.
Delicious, nutritious lunch.
@cheeky2xist @Darth_Ming I’m sure he’ll spot me!
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