WE WERE CHEATED! 5-1* in Super Bowls. 49ers for LIFE!
*SB XLVII just goes to show that your parents lied, cheaters do prosper.
WTF?!?! How the hell do you break a toilet seat?
Nothing like opening a fresh box of #Twinkies.
Springtime in Maryland. Gotta love it!
This is a damn shame. If you're going to curse someone out, you should at least be able to spell the words correctly.
Friends don't let friends wear these pants in public.
This is how we get down.
Breakfast in a bowl. #BachelorFood
Candles for every occasion.
Stay off of 695 S.
Never had this before. It's pretty damn good.
These aren't snowflakes, these are snow clumps.
This sums up my night.
I thought this was funny.
Never would I.
Why did I find an empty condom wrapper in the parking lot at my job? Somebody was getting it in!
I didn't know they still made these things.
It's a good thing I had a vacation day on Friday.
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