Aspiring Woolworth model. But for now, I'm a Web Designer. Contact: email@example.com
Wtf? Then I turn to my left and I see this shit. Stalker.
My new work station is sexy. Only hard working women with phenomenal edges will understand.
Bait Bait Bait. I'll snatch your girl if you're tripping. She's on my line like I'm fishing.
Can't wait for my business cards to get here. They're so lusty.
My brother-in-law is crazy. I'm in the one in the pink.
Look at this ratchet ass Facebook status. Trade Wilco is a gas station by the way.
I know I said I was going to wait until a month from now but...it was calling me. My new computer desk.
General Tso, no spicy.
Part 10 of "Can you find my fat pussy":
This is ridiculous.
I can't do anything without her being involved. Even when I take a shower.
LMAO. My boy @jon_tha_don look just like Ralph from The Simpsons when he was in high school:
And the "SMH" moment of the day goes to: @SwaggGurl38 -
Stop stealing my tweets @SwaggGurl38. I'm not surprised "gurl" is in your username too.
YES, you're always commenting on me @Brick_James. You're a man. Act like one & stop gossiping.
Hay boo. Hayyyyyy.
Part 9 of: Can you find my fat pussy?
RIP MEAGAN GOOD.
I can't with @FoxxFiles. I seriously can't.
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