What the ? - DICKENS!

HUZZAH, HUZZAH! 2000 followers achieved, and here I am COMPLETELY TOPLESS as promised!

And another Da Vinci code cracked - HUZZAH!

I believe I have cracked the Da Vinci code...look closely now, you might just see the hidden message!

Special bonus 5000th Tweet!

I really cannot recall adventuring with Doctor Who, yet this evidence seems to suggest that I did...

Coming Soon to lordlikely.com - Lord Likely goes up against some vicious, Victorian vampires. Bloody hell!

BEHOLD! Here is where I do my wondrous writing! (Thanks to @lordvile)

Your task for today: pester Hollywood until this is made. Get to it!

Back to the beach today! But clearly, something else is on my mind this time...

BEHOLD! My full-scale sandcastle is complete! You may be able to spot me standing near the front, there. Splendid, yes?

To celebrate my 1000th follower, I thought I'd share my ejaculate with each and every one of you. Enjoy!

Here is a picture of my pet hound, Sir Barkington-Woofs - the poshest dog in the Empire!

BEHOLD! Photographic evidence of my glorious self snuggling up to Queen Victoria...

I have a terrible headache...I wonder if this treatment may help?

HUZZAH! I have made 800 fabulous followers. Here is the promised picture of my trouser python as a reward!

GAZE IN AWE: a picture of my johnson!

To celebrate my 700th Tweet, here is a picture of my giant cock. Enjoy!