Political comms consultant. Former govt comms guy. These opinions are my own, and nobody else's. By Royal Appointment. Terrible flirt.
This is my bedroom for tonight.
The curious items you find in the gents loo in Germany.
Thank you, deHavilland!
WTF am I supposed to do with *these*?!
Report @nickgriffinmep to the Met's hate crimes unit. http://bit.ly/3tDa92
Rainbow over south London, tonight.
@niallpaterson Cheers, man.
Got Foxy? #FoxBall
The Missing Link
@fleetstreetfox is omnipresent.
Poor man's pain au chocolat.
Reason #127 why I want to have A.A. Gill's baby. See paragraph beginning "Tom Watson..."
Piss-smelling wildflowers. @Hypnagog
The wildflowers that smell like piss. Multiple samples. All the same and too high for dogs (or ppl) @Hypnagog
@Addles I roll mine. ;-)
The trouble with Rebekah. #NoTW
Fuck's sake. #FFS #SWTrains
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