@guanmeifeng Sure Shelley was cute, wrote poetry..But,could he bag a pro golfer? and then write about it? @pgapaul

Just walked outside and found a woman w/her arms full of stuff she'd pulled thru the hole she sliced in my window screen

LOL Chinglish Alert: Chinese TV journalist doing food review wearing a t-shirt that reads....

LOL The yin and yang of shoe wear at my lectures..

Came home from @manavg Birthday party to learn that "coffee" the bravest student I've ever known lost her battle at 24 to cancer. RIP

@blcsfo Same tool-belt though;-) She always says "don't take my pic" in Cantonese then poses, ha

Have had the same funky Cantonese hairdresser for 4 years & never seen her in same outfit 2X--Speaks no English

@garysoup Courtyard where @meifeng and I ate Dimsum that was as nice as the environ

Not sure why I would want to "reward my tiring body" by working in peace ;-)

Night T'Ville.... Remembrance Day came a week early. #FtHood (Thanks to Vince O'Farrell for use of the Drawing)

I want to change the slogan to "Success can be simple" and use it for new SM biz. On @guangmeifeng s bag today

I believe folks now that say Trade Show attendance up 20% in China!

forgot it was trade fair time. TAD crowded at customs tonight!

One more reason to love China: My $30 hotel in Zhongshan

@justinjwilliams Let's create a digital Underwood for we nostalgic oldies ;-)

Chinglish alert: Yo! Crack English $10 bucks a grammar!

Much better pic of my new PA @guanmeifeng And NO that is not our office. Ours is not as nice ;-)

LOL: Easy to forget about western holidays here in PRC. My nutso viral email bud makes sure I don't. Don't drink & carve:

HA: If you look like I feel DO NOT GO TO WORK!!! ht to Peter Herford