I may not be Texas born, but I'm Texas grown, bitches.
Hey @BleuScooterGal and #babysisterwithnotwitter could you send me some of your temperatures? I'm tired of these 90's.
This is what some of my friends post on Facebook and Instagram. SMH...
Back to bed... Since this is what is STILL on my TV. Day 3 of no cable.
It's September 3rd...
Oopsie! I guess the landlord forgot to pay the Direct TV.
Fruit salad? Yes, please.
Construction fuckary at its best... Or worse. Either way it sucks..
Margarita for me, margarita for @BlondieInTX. Cheers birthday girl.
My conversation with Siri today.
I want these for lunch.
And now I don't even have to get up to answer the phone.
If you are making a big deposit at least have your checks signed and deposit slip ready. Yes you dude...
Just the text I wanna get on my half day from #MyBoyWithNoTwitter.
Smart car or truck, if you're going opposite of this arrow, I'm NOT moving.
Cuz who doesn't like to get a text like this with you're driving.
When your former co worker and her parents walk out of this....the little stuff doesn't matter.
Glad I was able to see my auntie and my cousin @GloriaAnn2 as they headed home.
Lamest Friday nite. Laundry & reorganizing my closets. At least I've got wine. Everything goes with wine...right?
Dear @JackBox my breakfast was just a tad bit over cooked this morning. #BreakfastFail
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