Lizzy Poo

@lizzard86

I may not be Texas born, but I'm Texas grown, bitches.

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Fruit salad? Yes, please.

Construction fuckary at its best... Or worse. Either way it sucks..

Margarita for me, margarita for . Cheers birthday girl.

My conversation with Siri today.

I want these for lunch.

And now I don't even have to get up to answer the phone.

*Clappy hands*

If you are making a big deposit at least have your checks signed and deposit slip ready. Yes you dude...

Just the text I wanna get on my half day from #MyBoyWithNoTwitter.

Smart car or truck, if you're going opposite of this arrow, I'm NOT moving.

Cuz who doesn't like to get a text like this with you're driving.

When your former co worker and her parents walk out of this....the little stuff doesn't matter.

Glad I was able to see my auntie and my cousin as they headed home.

Lamest Friday nite. Laundry & reorganizing my closets. At least I've got wine. Everything goes with wine...right?

Dear my breakfast was just a tad bit over cooked this morning. #BreakfastFail

4 hours of sleep but I got my #FreeCoffe. Extra large please.

What the? How and when did I get this?

My new addiction #bodycombat

Someone needs some parking lessons.

Nothing like looking out the window and seeing an airlife helicopter.